Schlapp

a handsome man who is dedicated to hsi craft and loves women.

Schlapp was a gentlemen to me when I asked him If I could taste his man chowfer

by Matt Longo September 10, 2003

Schlapp

A wild beat that stalks and fingerblast skanky 12 yr old sump girls in the anus.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

slappy bag

A general, non-complimentary term for any woman.

"Who were you talking to?"
"Some slappy bag."

by JohnnyG23 October 31, 2006

face slappers

huge rack of knockers on a slim athletic chick

Damn, that bitch was joggin without a bra on the face slappers dude- Is she tryin' to get knocked out or what?!?

by super April 14, 2003

slapping the bull

masterbating...duh...what else would it mean

-What's the best time to be slapping the bull

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

bottom feeding dog slappa

A lazy bastid of New England origin, most likely seen drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon or Shlitz while contemplating how to remove a stump from his property without damaging his trailer. Will often bum ciggarettes, money, beer, weed, or anything that has monetary value.

Hey ma, where's pa?

That bottom feeding dog slappas' out back rastlin' with that ole stump agin. Tell him to get down to the packy' and get some Boones Farm, 2 packs of Marlboro's and some cheese

by Big Bad Bricky September 23, 2006

scrapple

Any remaining items fallen from food.

Mom ordered the overloaded pizza with 15 toppings.

I call dibs on all the scrapple in the box!

by serenaviolet February 7, 2010