Riverring

The Act of Riverring is when you have diarrhea, stand up, and make it flow down your legs
Jacob tried to hold it in, but after a while he started Riverring all over himself
by casualgamefan February 25, 2025
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South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
“South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey
by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021
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river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.
Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."
by gentleman774 December 18, 2013
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Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!
"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"
by ange February 05, 2005
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river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016
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Detroit River Jellyfish

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 15, 2017
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