River

River is a MALE whos is STRAIGHT. he is not GAY. SUPER STRAIGHT! yes he is well hung, yes he is educated, yes he does woman studies, yes he is a 'womaniser', yes he watches beastality, yes he is large. This is river we are talking about.
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Bunda

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Sexy Girl Lady: "Hey, did you see that River guy? I heard he's the baddest Poo Crewer around!"
John Oates: "He slobbered on my nip!"

by RiverO'shea August 9, 2023

snowy river

when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat

"i gave him a snowy river last night"

by kieryn May 16, 2004

River

A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.

Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.

by skeletronreal March 13, 2022

river-bottom

being disposed into a river to left to sink while deceased; tied to a heavy object while left to sink alive

"If I don't pay off my debt to my supplier I'll end up river-bottom."

by baphomxt October 19, 2017

River hog

An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.

I had to block this river hog on Snapchat.

by anonymous March 3, 2021

Hay River, NWT

A small remote town located in the Northwest Territories, Canada on the south shore of Great Slave Lake. Mostly contains of people that are high on crack and horse tranquilizer. Not much there besides a shitty old restaurant and one street light

Guy 1: Hey, wanna go to Hay River, NWT this weekend?
Guy 2: said nobody ever

by Cinnamonrollhead February 13, 2023

River

A donkey or an ass

That is such a river

by Blewyp February 9, 2023