by Coon Casher July 3, 2021

by RoundenBrown August 17, 2025

Max, I need to go to the bathroom. (Mom goes to the bathroom and comes back in horror to find out that Max is in the caca pit.)
Max, where are you?
Oh there you are!
OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!
Mom: Why did I have kids?
Max, where are you?
Oh there you are!
OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!
Mom: Why did I have kids?
by JannRickles May 21, 2023

Nymphomaniac women selected for the select task of keeping a male both occupied and imprisoned through the use of round the clock sexual intercourse. thus he lacks strength to even stand. for those who believe this idea is heaven this is an ironic twist of life. let me know how you feel after being drained for 5 times in a 2 hour period thats within a one day party that's lasted for the last 4 days going on 5
Ben had to go to work but he dare not even move les he wake the pit nymphos . For any kind of movement means to them you have energy for another round and shot
by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.
Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.
by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.
by GFYAH December 10, 2019

I've enjoyed a bit of pit-nicking my whole life, i love stealing flowers from other people's gardens.
—Have you stolen something?
—I guess I have, I love pit-nicking!
—Have you stolen something?
—I guess I have, I love pit-nicking!
by sirako July 17, 2025
