A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, and auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.
I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left-handed peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.
by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006
Get the auto-pirate mug.To sodomize a member of the same or opposite sex on the beach; to insert one's penis into the rectum of another while on a sandy beach. Typically, both individuals are intoxicated. The word is a colloquilism native to the southeastern United States.
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Get the Steve the Pirate mug.An accurate descriptor of an individual who excessively enjoys multiple episodes of anal sex. These sessions usually involve sexual interaction outside of a traditional relationship whereby anal sex may be a given in the established practices of the couple. As an anal pirate, random and or stanger encounters lead more creedence to the title.
Last nite, at the cocktail bar, Ely picked up the new corporate secretary and showed her what the "A" in apprenticeships is all about.....he's a real anal pirate.
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Some guy: "Man I caught Dave totally by surprise with a sea pirate yesterday, he's walking with a limp and still rubbing his eye... it was excellent!"
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Get the sea pirate mug.A sloopy pirate is when you're getting head from a girl and then you cum in her eye so she can't see.
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Get the sloopy pirate mug.Upon removing the rusty trombone, the rust on the trombone comes off on the lips as they cup the instrument so when she smiles, it adheres to the teeth.
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