mud pirate

Another name for a gay man. Sticks his dick into other men's asses thus giving him a muddy dick.

Man, Austin is just a fucking mud pirate

mud pirate by DMB403 October 28, 2005

boob pirate 

a man who repeatidlty sucks or fucks another persons boobs

my dad is a boob pirate

boob pirate by Brandon vick September 15, 2007

Sock Pirate

When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.

Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.

Sock Pirate by Tea and Melons March 19, 2009

Sneaky Pirate 

When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"

Derek: Imma sneaky pirate Eve tonight yo.
Gerald: Mean.

Sneaky Pirate by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

helen keller pirate 

When I chick gets a wad in both eyes, both ears, and still has a cock in her mouth so she can't yell.

Rita got a Helen Keller pirate during initiation into the back row fraternity.

helen keller pirate by backrow boys August 19, 2009

Tallahassee Pirate Patch 

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.

Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?

Tallahassee Pirate Patch by Bigbdub May 17, 2010

Dirt Ball Pirate 

a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations

that kid stole two thirty packs out of my garage and pissed in my ear when i was sleeping fuck dirt ball pirates

Dirt Ball Pirate by captain swampdick October 20, 2008