paintball

1. A sport made up of jerks and preps who think they are Joe Military and Joe SWAT but fail to realize that their snotty rich-kid attitudes won't even get them into basic training
2. A sport with guns that look like garbage from a low budget Sci-Fi film

Paintball has ugly guns

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

by online handle September 25, 2006

taint painter

One who pulls out before cumming, and 'paints' the taint with love juice, or a fart that turns out to be more, and 'paints' the taint with shit.

"Last night i gave Jill a taint painter!" or "On the way home from the party last night, I thought I had to fart, but it turned out to be a taint painter!

by W.H.Sandwich shop February 4, 2009

pine cone painting class

is the class that special sam takes and doesnt even paint the pine cone right but gets a pat on back and 1/2 a point for trying 1/2 a point counts for a 100

sam got 3 points and 2 pats on the back today for trying in 6 subjects

by PNGS October 21, 2004

war paint

The bloody streaks coating a woman's inner thighs and/or man's penis as a result of coitus during menses.

See also clown moustache.

Your Mom's makeup looks like war paint.

by neve chuprier March 2, 2004

Paintjob

When someone paints your penis and/or testicles for sexual pleasure.

Jenny gave me a purple paintjob last night.

by Lakeeta September 28, 2006

hard in the paint

this is what the crankboyz in north east ohio do when they are making/selling meth. it is used by the people that stay awake for days, chasing the money.

dealer- what day is it? clucker- its friday dealer-damn i been going hard in the paint for 7 days, i thought it was tuesday!

by crankkboy September 9, 2010