The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019
Get the Dead periodmug. Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period
Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)
by TFbill October 25, 2019
Get the period championmug. It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.
“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “
by anonymous January 4, 2024
Get the Periodmug. In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodgemug. A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021
Get the Period wizardmug. by Bob su November 25, 2019
Get the Periodmug. When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period
by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022
Get the Man Periodmug.