an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!
football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!
by Quaffee May 16, 2010
Get the Flossy Lockmug. Two fingers and a thumb….
by Popemedic December 15, 2021
Get the Goldy Locksmug. Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.
Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.
by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017
Get the Box Lockedmug. The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.
Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.
by Orionnoir August 7, 2015
Get the throne lockedmug. When the lesser individual of a relationship buys their significant other a cat, creating an involuntary bond between as cat mom & cat dad. Unlike traditional marriage there is no legal requirement to file for a divorce. However the first person to leave is known as the parent who left. Cat lock - The modern approach to marriage. Typically this done by men but it does not mean roles can't be reversed.
by VValt Disney October 3, 2022
Get the Cat lockmug. by Chinston Wurchill VI December 31, 2023
Get the lung lockmug. by tadwollop March 17, 2010
Get the funky lock kneemug.