COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.

“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!

by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023

covid

Crud. It is crud.

Hey I have covid. Sad ik

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Drink till she's a covid-20

When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.

Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

Covid

This guy got me home all day {and I'm not mad}

Extroverts: uhhh I hate how covid is ruining my life

Me : umm I'm not mad

by Thatgirliepop January 31, 2023

Covidable

Having the ability to catch covid due to a lack of commonsense in normal daily activities.

The man was deemed covidable because he wore fury flops to walmart.

by wordenterer September 1, 2020

Covid

--Verb--
The term "Covid" should be implemented when speaking of a person/situation that gets out of hand quickly and with little or no cause (ramping up 0-90 in 3 seconds flat).

This term implies how quickly the Covid-19 virus went from its origin to worldwide pandemic in days.

"One second he seemed calm, the next he went all Covid on them."
"You get my brother talking politics and he will go Covid on it."

by Illogical88 August 7, 2021