by Anphony March 5, 2003
Get the Night Maresmug. The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her
Jeff: You Bitch!
Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun
Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011
Get the Lonely Nightsmug. A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".
Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.
Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.
For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.
by djnightfever April 7, 2011
Get the Night Fevermug. by mdoggydog1738 July 24, 2016
Get the Boys Of The Nightmug. Milk that tastes better than all other milk, simply because it is drank during the night. Essentially the same concept as night water but with milk.
by BruhMoment1738 April 28, 2020
Get the Night Milkmug. Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.
Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.
by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010
Get the Plumber Nightmug. by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010
Get the sheepless nightsmug.