Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle May 29, 2011
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night watchman

a man placed in the rear of a mid-night train....
My heart is breaking cus I'm the night watchman in the rear of mid-night train..
My honey I won't see again, she leaving cus I'm a night watchman in the rear of mid-night train...

Hay it's better than a trud floating in the pot....
by itichie_nocanpo October 02, 2006
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Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.
For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.
by djnightfever March 22, 2011
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Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.
Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!
by UD Editor May 07, 2022
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Night Milk

Milk that tastes better than all other milk, simply because it is drank during the night. Essentially the same concept as night water but with milk.
Kevin: Well it's 3AM. What should we get to drink?

Ethan: How about some night milk from McDonalds!
by BruhMoment1738 April 28, 2020
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Ghetto Night

Super hot people bar-hopping to scummy bars that attract the less fortunate. Typically the place is not safe and has cheap beer, drinks, decor, and women. Great people watching and usually a good time.
Let's switch it up and have a ghetto night instead of going clubbing tonight.
by countrygirl40 December 15, 2010
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Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.
Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.
by CageFightingBlogger November 28, 2010
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