oaking

The act of jerking off on an oak tree

Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

Oaf

Stupid, dumb, and slow type of buffoon. Always in the way and takes up all the space in the room with their XXXX-large oafy egos. Doesn't have the capacity to consider other people in the world.

Big time opportunists because they can't do anything by themselves. Even if they are old oafs and have years of oaf-life experience. Many oafs disguise themselves as real estate agents.

Arlene is the biggest oaf in New Jersey oaf-sightings I have ever encountered!

by Oaf Killer May 17, 2018

oak park unified district

a shitty school district with shitty stuck up bitches. if you go here, you’re probably planning on moving out sometime or another because this place is a shithole. it’s so shitty it makes my nose fucking evaporate because it even smells like shit. its demographic consists of white kids with superiority complexes or stoners that always have a vape on them and smell like shit. avoid band kids at all costs. maybe the art kids too, but a lot of them are chill. the entire staff consists of blonde soccer moms that don’t give two shits about you and men that look like they should be on the next episode of dateline. if you go here fuck you you’re a piece of shit

“jesus fucking christ what is this place, it reeks of pure shit”
“i think it’s oak park unified district, also known as oak park unified shitstrict”

by peepeepoopoobitchfart July 8, 2020

Oasis

An oasis is a girl who's really beautiful with a natural body and an amazing personality.

"I met this girl the other day and she was looking like an oasis."

by MAuanerd September 8, 2020

Oak

Very VERY attracted to wamon

Woman: exists
Oak: yes

by Oakleyvibes October 31, 2020

Oatmeal

A fucking lie

Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is

by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021

Oaf

One who embodies an unbelievable ability to execute at a high level (athletically, artistically, etc.) and seemingly forgets how to do anything else in their life except win.

1. “Damn, Drew Allar got that mad oaf in him.”
2. Right after Lebron gets a triple double: “Lebron be straight oaffin all game.”
3. Coach to his team: “I need to see some big oaf energy tonight gentlemen!”

by Friz Khalifa September 23, 2023