mountain dew

A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.

Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.

by srb23 December 29, 2006

mount vernon washington

mount vernon washington is a little town that has 23000 people... its pretty gay. we need something to do around here... there are a few cool people.

Kristin: where do you live?

Kate: mount vernon washington.

Costa: oh man that sucks

Shelbi: do you need a hug?

Kate: yes...

by washingtonsucks June 9, 2009

Mountaineous

Like Mountainous, only cooler.

I enjoy the mountaneous landscape of the Himalayas.

by Laura December 3, 2004

MOUNT STERLING

Mount Sterling is a crappy little town in Kentucky. There is a mexican on every corner that are waiting to rape you or grab you.

Mount Sterling.

by happilyevercadaver October 18, 2008

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or become another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by Zoeboey March 19, 2009

mount chocula

The act of rolling the female partner up with her knees by her ears, and her weight is supported by her shoulders. Then the male inserts his penis into her anus and thrusts up and down similar to the jackhammer while balancing himself with his penis. Difficulty level = 10.

Person 1 - "Hey you remember that drunk chick from last night?"
Person 2 - "Yeah"
Person 1 - "I totally climbed mount chocula on her"
Person 2 - "Nice... Did you wash your dick after?"
Person 1 - "How bout them Lakers?"

by Thomas Shannon March 21, 2008

Mountain doo-doo

When you drink a large amount of Mountain Dew, and subsequently have diarrhea. Preferably, on a mountain.

"The deer were totally checking out my mountain doo-doo."

by jimmyjimjamboree April 19, 2010