Moose Knuckle

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

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moosemas day

Moosemas Day is in honor of Freddus Mooseus and his aid of two refugees in the middle of Wyoming, having been abandoned during a roadtrip to California. Mootlers are worn in honor of Freddus.

All hail Freddus Mooseus!

by Clocky January 5, 2005

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mooscooty

once apon a time, alan went to his grandma and asked her money. and she replied saying mooscooty. Moos in Assyrian Meaning Lick or Suck. And Cooty Meaning Pussy. 2 and 2 together - Lick My pussy...

Nana Buyen ZoyZeh
Buyit Zoyzeh brooni
hee nana buyen zoyzeh
tah mooscooty
................

by Ashy --Still Tippin' April 11, 2005

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Moose Job

A Moose Job is when a hooker from the great north (Canada) gives a man from the US a blowjob. After he cums he can brag to his friends that he just had a Moose Job.

A 19 year old boy visits Canada because he is now legal in that country and gets a Moose Job.

by Niagara Falls August 9, 2009

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-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

Guy 1: I got arrested for asking a cop that pulled me over for drunk driving, to hold my beer while i tried to run away.
Guy 2: Dude, you Just pulled a Rusty Moose

by T-Bucket October 24, 2011

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