Soccer mom

A milf that has no job but to take her kids to soccer practice in a Chrysler Pacifica

Dude I’d so stick it in that soccer mom

by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018

Soccer mom

Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.

“I just realized I’m a soccer mom” , “you look like a soccer mom”

by Sigismund_Dikjstra June 17, 2018

your mom

a good comeback people use when they got nothin better to say

-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''

-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".

by beachbum303 November 27, 2010

soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

by R.F June 4, 2012

mom-aholic

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.

"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."

by Lovekraft February 3, 2009

Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

by TheDankMaster69 June 2, 2017

Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials

Your such a facebook mom

by Gennregon June 24, 2021