Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

Mexican BLT

Mexican BLT (beans lettuce and tomato sandwich) due to extreme poverty in Mexico, they use beans instead bacon.

Boss: Mexican BLT again Jose?
Employee (Jose) times are tough boss and can't afford bacon
Boss: you're right Jose, at this pace and with the current cost of living I'll end up having Mexican BLTs everyday...

by Sathaniel February 25, 2022

Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.

These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.

by Andoman2k May 10, 2018

Mexican Feast

A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.

"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"

by Geoffrey Dongfingers August 26, 2011

mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

Mexican search

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

Mexican Greaser

The greasy sweat developed on the penis, anus and/or vagina of a Mexican after hard labour in the summer heat.

José: Did you bring the lube, amigo?
Mateo: No way, José. I just finished a 12 hour shift at my construction job. There is no need for lube when I can be the Mexican greaser this time.

by Liverslapper July 3, 2023