Log

Log is very powerful,

Log is very plentiful,
Log is very cool,
Log is so cool you’ll drool,
Log will find your might,
And kiss you a nightly night!

Log is the best person I’ve been with since the start of humans. I love him so much!

by Loglmao April 16, 2022

Log

Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.

Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.

by Logvictim June 19, 2021

Log

My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.

"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."

by clown hooker February 14, 2021

Log

To log out of an account, typically when gaming.

"dude i think we are gonna get jumped, lets log"

by Garden Guardian November 03, 2021

Log

A massive shit about the size of your average 7/11 worker (no not the smelly Indian guy you racist fuck)

Bro 1: dude I just dropped a fat log in the bathroom do NOT go in there

Bro 2:kill yourself fat cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 03, 2025

Log

the ultimate power couple

dog and lettuce is otp

clara- omg log is such the trendiest power couple #log dylan- "yeah log forever"

by basicgooglegirl July 04, 2018