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John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
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John Shadow

A rapper who is amazing at rapping and gets alot of bitches.
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John Connor

A fictional character of the popular movie series Terminator and the tv series The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In the series John Connor, a teenager, will someday lead the humans in the war against the machines. Therefore robots are constantly sent through time to destroy him, and any hope humanity has of survival. He is the future of man kind. He has been played by Ed Furlong (T2), Nick Stahl (T3), & Thomas Dekker (TSCC). He is absent in T1 due to the fact that he wasn't born yet. In short supposedly the leader of the free humanity movement.
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John cena

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John Mcafee

A guy who didnt kill himself.
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John Ohhh

From Arizona, John Ohhh (short for John O'Callaghan),
is an extremely attractive & sexy member of the male
gender who sings for the amazing pop-punk/ alternative band, The Maine.
At a Maine concert you will hear fans screaming "John OHHH!"
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John Gallagher Jr.

1) actor: Tony-Award winning stud muffin
2) singer/songwriter: lovely words and voice match his lovely face
3) super cute
I am so glad John Gallagher Jr. hasn't joined his old friends on Glee yet, so I can keep him all to myself
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