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Canada's History

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.
by Blue orange March 3, 2010
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Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
by eleanormarx November 26, 2022
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American history

American history is the history of America (USA) and dates from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to present day.
Mia studied American history and learned much about the country she lived in.
by Just_america June 19, 2023
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History

Hym "You see how the media pundits operate yet, Andy? They act as a set of blinders. Like the ones you would place on a horse. Piers was trying to narrow the scope of the discussion so he can play cowboys and indians and steer the audience in a direction that allows his employers to shape the course of history. Get you to performatively condemn what happened and prevent you from contextualizing the events that took place. Oct 7th good or bad? Both. And neither. This is nothing more than a tool of ruling class self-preservation."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Canada's History

Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
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AP Art History

AP Art History (or APAH) is an advanced placement class that combines two of the most useless subjects. over the course of the year your head will be filled with the form-function-content-context etc etc of 250 required art pieces.
person 1: yo what'd you get on the last AP Art History test?
person 2: a 62%!! (<- this is actually good)
by LB_BB June 19, 2024
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History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about
I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3
by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022
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