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Green Weenie 

Used in the Armed Forces to describe something that could have sounded promising but failed to deliver or simply did not meet expectations. Nevertheless, such thing was forcefully left to deal with by those affected.
Person 1: “Did you hear about IPPS-A and the perks of its talent management features?”

Person 2: “Yup.... active duty it’s about to get the National Guard’s green weenie”
Green Weenie by The IPPSON July 7, 2020
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Green Day 

1. Great band with great music.
2. A day spent smoking lots of pot
1. Green Day is fucking awesome
2. Whoa.... dude.... today's like..... a green day.....
Green Day by Eat Brain Stew 182 January 8, 2004

Green Day 

one of the greatest bands ever. IF you morons understood American Idiot, you'd probably like it... its a rock opera people (see the Who's Quadraphenia), its a story... you cant make fun of a single because all of the songs are connected... christ.
purist 1- man green day sucks now because a lot of people like their music
me- groans and turns up Jesus of Suburbia
Green Day by Demosthenes March 11, 2005

green wienie 

Getting screwed by your manager. To take it in the shorts.
Ralf got the green wienie again. When will he ever learn.
green wienie by arelpee May 21, 2006

Green day 

A band that racked up many teenyboppers during the release of American Idiot targeted at George W. Bush, but also gained many haters and were taken the wrong way very seriously because of their "emo" appearance. I think it was just to raise their popularity. If I were Green Day, i would rip off my tight clothing and eyeliner and put on my old jeans and blazer.
Teenybopper: OmG lYk BillY JoE So Hawwwt!!11

Anti-Green day person: Green day sucks cock because of their pop and emo shit *walks away*

Me: If you would understand the "REAL" green day music, that WAS punk, just listen to kerplunk, the greatest damn album ever made by them
Green day by CaptainWhiteyBoy March 23, 2007

Green Tambourine 

awseome song written by the lemon pipers. Also redone by Robert goulet for Recess: school's out, a fucking awesome movie
Drop your silver in my tambourine,
Help a poor man build a pretty dream.
Give me pennies, I'll take anything!
Now listen while I play(echoes)...
My green tambourine!

Watch the jingle jangle start to shine,
Reflections of the music that is mine.
When you drop a coin you'll hear it sing,
Now listen while I play (echoes),
My green tambourine!

Drop a dime before I walk away,
Any song you want I'll gladly play,
Money feeds my music machine...
Now listen while I play... (echoes)
My green tambourine!

Green Card 

Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.

Access ALL areas
"You've got a green card tonight"

"Lets go home"

"Ok"......

CENSORED!!!!!!
Green Card by I.M Kinky July 14, 2010