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forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.
by carLito picante January 22, 2014
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ford

Piece of shit truck that are found on road dead, fixed or repaired daily, fucked on race day, fucker only runs downhill
The ford had to be fixed on race day
by chevyisawzum24 July 30, 2016
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fore boob

The area above the breast which is equivalent to the forehead of the face.
Did you see that slut Kaylin showing off her fore boob today!?
by Squid734 July 1, 2016
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FORD

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Never buy one they will always fail you. Don't be a fanboy be a smart man.
Damn my Ford is broke again.

Jack: Found your truck on the side of the road.
Jessie: Yeah Its a Ford it what they are known for!
Ford's are a horrid car brand that are usually in need of as much fixing as possible.
Ford Mustangs are the crowd's worst nightmare.
RUN A MUSTANG!
Fuck should've bought a Chevy, these Fords suck!
by CoffeeBling June 3, 2018
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Ford

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Why buy a Ford when you could've just bought a Dodge.
by MyZtYkAl76 June 8, 2018
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Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)
Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."
by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018
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FiredDragoon

Anyone with the name “FiredDragoon” in their gamertag or actual name is deemed a homosexual.
Playing online game and sees a Kid named FiredDragoon928

Man:eww its a gay
by Spartanmanqw November 2, 2019
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