footballer 

Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.

Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.

or

Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!

footballer by Louis K June 3, 2005

Footballio 

Footballio is someone that plays football.
They are different from Townies, and are much more kewl.

I decided to make this new word and trend because people kept calling me a townie.


What to do to become a Footballio.

1.) Wear sporty clothes , I.E ... Nike, Le Coq Sportiff ( but don't wear it all gay like the townies.

2.) Strictly NO! carbrini or burbery, and nike shocks or Rock Ports.

3.) No putting football socks over ur trousers unless playing football.

4.) No hats at a 90 degrees on ur head, unless hair is spiked up nice at the front instead of flat.

5.)Prefer to wear astroterve trainers and other sporty trainers.

6.)Don't go round saying ' your moma '

7.) Don't start fights on people because they look at you, or cus they ask for directions.

8.) Don't refer to everything being cus you are black.

9.) like all differents type of music, including Blink 182!!!! ----> Usher.

10.) Does not go round saying "Ya mom" "Giz a fag G"

11.) Does not have 13yr old mom

12.) Does not shag there sister, or brother.

13.) Does not fuck dogs, or cats.

14.) Does not hang out behind toilets.

15.) Does not go up town looking for fights then wimping off cus my bro was there. :D


So follow these and you will become like me... anything to add,?? add it and help Us rebel from "Iz it cus im black townies"


PS: Make sure you have a hard brother to batter anyone that messes wit u.

Greb : "fuck off Matt, you Townie"
Footallio : "I'm not a townie, I'm a Footballio"
Greb : "Footballio??"
Footballio : "Yeah, so. just, just get out"
Greb : "Ahhhhhhhh mommy"

Footballio by Matt F!3TcH December 13, 2004

fotball 

football for those with only one foot.

Person 1: Hey JJ Music do you play football?

JJ Music: Nah man I pay fotball.

fotball by jjmusic666 October 23, 2017

bedroom foot ball 

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex

Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*

bedroom foot ball by Benji December 14, 2002

Footballs 

another name for testicles, meant to be kicked by women when needed

i kicked that guy in the footballs because he was harrassing me

Footballs by Suklaa June 9, 2017

footballer 

super good american football player that excells in every aspect such as quick, hard hitting, intimidating, reads plays well, hits holes hard, stuffs runs, punishes recievers coming in the middle, and usually a team leader. What a beast on the field!

Wow, Ray Lewis is such a footballer!!

footballer by devidev53 March 28, 2010

Footbally

when you play football and enjoy watching it

my team and i are very footbally

Footbally by footballdudebro123 August 27, 2016