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Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.
From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.
by Merkin Donor2 February 8, 2008
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heel-toe express

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
"Shit, how we gonna get to the packie?"

"Looks like we gotta take the ol' Heel-Toe Express"
by JakeStar November 3, 2005
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exploit

Use or take advantage of another person, especially sexually, with little or no regard for their desires or pleasures
She didn't seem to care, so I thought I'd exploit the little bitch - fuck her throat, asshole, slap her around a little
by Prp Guy April 23, 2006
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Shamu Express

The Shamu Express is when you sneak into Sea World and go into the whale tank. You sedate the whale and then proceed to fuck it in the blowhole.
I was bored at Sea World so I took the Shamu Express.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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Internet Explorer

Easily the worst modern web browser in current existence, and quite possibly one of the worst non-malware programs ever designed for any version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

Internet Explorer is a web browser created and "maintained" by Microsoft. It is infamous for having a ridiculously large amount of security holes -- many of them being pathetically easy to execute and often resulting from sloppy, if not entirely incorrect, code -- as well as extremely poor web standards support. Internet Explorer is effectively delaying, if not actively resisting, the evolution and improvement of the entire Internet.

The only reason to use Internet Explorer is to download Mozilla Firefox, Opera, or Google Chrome.
"Internet Explorer could not load the page at <url>.

Unidentified error"
by DavidJCobb October 29, 2009
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15 years of experience

A term used liberally by technology people (mostly systems administrators) who are not yet 30, but still somehow have 15 years of real world experience.
Brian: "I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just using 15 years of experience doing this stuff to come to a resolution. Its been rare that I've let you guys down in that respect, so don't take it as Brian being insulting, take it as Brian asking you to let Brian worry about the details."

Chris: "Ok, Brian."
by cfarley February 29, 2008
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exploit

using a bug to get an advantage
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