eastern university

a small, Christian university on Philadelphia's Main Line. Students that attend Eastern are either hard-core Christians, athletes, alcoholics or are both athletes and alcoholics. You'll meet your best friends here but will also meet psychopaths too. While attending EU you will either develop a fear of geese or will chase them across campus. You also might begin to develop a superiority complex if you start to attend Christian things (aka Wednesday Night Worship). Overall pretty liberal as far as Christian schools go but living in the dorms is a lot like living with your parents. Open door policy & no alcohol. But, given the fact there are 5 liquor stores within 5 miles of EU, a nice backpack will get you past the RAs who could not give less of a fuck and are probably drunk themselves. Since Villanova is 10 minutes away a lot of EU students also self-identify as Nova basketball fans even though they have no fucking clue what the rules are.

"I go to Eastern University." "Where the heck is that?" "Oh, it's on the Main Line. I basically go to Villanova. #GoCats"

by average christian December 16, 2020

Eastern Spy

This is when someone speaks a different slavic language when they are in Russia, and acts like they are not Russian but are acting like another Slavic culture other than Russia.

An Eastern Spy can be like when they start saying "привіт" to someone in Russia or responding with "Так", when asked a question in Russian.

by Barlock89 June 13, 2021

Eastern o'clock

When you live in PST, but your company/friends/etc decide to set on a meeting time that seems "normal" in EST (9am), but ends up being outrageously early for PST (6am).

Co-Worker: I need to get up early tomorrow, got a meeting.
Another Co-Worker: Lemme guess, Eastern o'clock?
Co-Worker: Yup.

by ModernChaot April 9, 2022

Easterly

To finish a bottle of Whisky when you promised your wife you was only going to pour a wee dram

"That bottle got a good Easterly last night"

by TerryTino May 13, 2022

Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.

Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."

by JP Arr March 5, 2013

Middle Eastern Potato

A middle eastern delicacy that has the tendency to explode if you do not cut it slow and carful

“Ask Mohammad Ramsay for his world famous Middle Eastern Potato.”

by The only potato October 19, 2020

Esstered

When you do something at work that's so fucked up, you get fired and don't receive pay.

Employee 1: What happened to Johnathon? I haven't seen him at work in a couple weeks.

Manager: Esstered.

by Kiss163 October 29, 2012