The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007
Jordan: Donnie and Marissa have been behind the bleachers for some time now. I wonder what they're doing.
Ronald: you know what they're doing. Marissa is probably doing the dirty deed.
Ronald: you know what they're doing. Marissa is probably doing the dirty deed.
by Scoopdevious May 28, 2016
When you want to have sex with your girl but you have no protection, so you use a Venomoth Pokémon card as a condom whilst you scream “I wanna be the very best.”
by Ligma joe mama March 29, 2020
by joe dirt jr January 15, 2007
A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.
by EasterPinky November 22, 2011
dirty lala - when you stick your finger in (your) butt hole and then rub it in someones eye to give them pink eye
by walterh1 September 23, 2010
When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole
by Linda108 April 02, 2020