curtidrea

Curtidrea means unique beautiful in so many different ways, Smart talented and one of ymtge loyalist human being Curtidrea is an anchent French name meaning lovely.

Dude Curtidrea is gorgeous.

by Jasmine scott December 25, 2016

Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

Whispering Curtain

A very gentle lady garden trump that merely wafts the petals.

Whispering Curtain makes ladylike a phhhheeeeett sound.......

by The Lady Garden Whisperer December 19, 2009

meat curtains

a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.

I went down on this girl and I had to stop-I was choking on her meat curtains!

by MissMeDont You December 2, 2010

Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.

Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"

by Klw19 May 31, 2014

Beef Curtains

Something every girl should cut off; When the lips of the vagina hang off and look like an arby's sandwhich.

"This girl was so hot, but when I saw her beef curtains I got the fuck outta there."

by Anonymoooooooose March 31, 2017

beef curtain

I don't know what the fuck this is...crazy

Damn check this beef curtain! It's sweetaction!

by Amanda and Jackie January 29, 2003