Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

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The Carpenters Roll

Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.

G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?

by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022

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jay capers

hes a smart guy that every girl fingers 2

jay capers makes me cream

by largecock98 September 9, 2022

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The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.

( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.

by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 19, 2023

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Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

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