Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

clicker

The instrument of choice for easy channel changing, usually weilded by the "Cable Nazi."

"wer ist die clicka?"

by Jesus January 17, 2003

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

cracker

Type of unleavened bread that is commonly salted and eaten with soup.

Person 1: Yo cracka whatchu eatin?
Person 2: I'm eatin some soup with crackers.

by B n N January 22, 2006

cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.

When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.

by Buzberry April 27, 2019

the Cracker

The second deadliest enemy of the Freshness League. He uses attacks like the Hoedown, Seed Spittin, and the fearsome Huntin Dawg.

Gangsta Boy: galloping gophers, Phatman! Its......the Cracker!

the Cracker: Time far a hoedown boys! Yee Haw!

by Ninjalo June 11, 2006

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014