Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

Mitch Bond maneuver by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Pam Bondage

Stage name of the corrupt Secretary of inJustice from her prior career as a pornstar.

Pam Bondage has her boss Diaper Don fit to be tied over the Epstein files.

Pam Bondage by LaughingAloud January 16, 2026

Ticking Bond Memory

means that your brain has all the power to remember every best thing in the world kinda like a core memory just like if a person you know mentions something that happened a decade ago, and you remember it, and it becomes painful nostalgia, then you have ticking bond memory.

Andrew: "Yo, I got 3 bags of nacho Doritos and 3 ranch Doritos. It reminds me of that racism lore meme."

Tyler: "*unlock ticking bond memory* yeah me too"

Ticking Bond Memory by Slanderous Coach Barry ♤♧♢♡ March 29, 2026

Food stamp bondage 

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

Food stamp bondage by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

anthony de benedetti 

The all around G.O.A.T.

The Proud Leader of the famous Clash of Clans Clan named Lost Legion and the destroyed Cheek Nation

" Oh my gosh you are the G.O.A.T. " - Anthony De Benedetti

anthony de benedetti by Anthony De Benedetti May 10, 2018

word is bond 

Meaning the what is being said is true and would stake it on a relationship bond hence my word is bond

My word is bond check this out my dude this is real

word is bond by rafael e Reyes June 9, 2018

repairman's bondage 

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

repairman's bondage by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019