Polish Beach House 

To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).

You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.

There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.

If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.

LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!

LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go

Polish Beach House by BoredAtWork55 July 13, 2012

Virginia Beach 

The only beach where you can get a ticket for wearing a bathing suit.

When visiting Virginia Beach make sure you stay on the sand at the beach because as soon as you walk off the sand and onto the sidewalk you can receive a ticket for your bathing suit attire AT THE BEACH.

Virginia Beach by annabellebby December 12, 2012

Pebble Beach 

This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.

"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"

"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"

Pebble Beach by Toolrulez March 21, 2009

Walrus Beach 

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.

It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.

Walrus Beach by Sass sha J May 18, 2010

Virginia Beach Princess 

A Virginia Beach Princess, or simply VB Princess, is a girl who frequents the clubs and strip bars of the Virginia Beach oceanfront. She thinks she's a princess and expects guys to buy her drinks and treat her like one but in reality she is just a slut who gets drunk and comes down from her lofty tower to fuck commoners every Friday night. Usually has the clap, hep C, or a kid at her parents house. Will smell like piss by morning.

If you want to trap a Virginia Beach Princess go to the oceanfront with a rat trap and a shot glass with some fireball in it. Don't forget to wrap it up.

Virginia Beach Princess by Eggplant0 November 25, 2014

sound beach 

Sound beach-some ghetto ass long island town with heroin everywhere and houses that are the sizes of mini buses.

Where can i get some goods?

Just go to sound beach!

sound beach by Tyrone from LI June 26, 2017

sound beach 

Sound beach, a really ghetto town with heroin dealers everywhere and houses smaller than a mini bus.

Need some good stuff?

Nah im good, im from sound beach

sound beach by Tyrone from LI June 26, 2017