Rivers

A really fucking hot and cool person. Every lady and man wants him and he gets bitches. He attracts all catboys and femboys despite being one himself. If you don't want Rivers, who the fuck do you even want ????

Randy: I WANT TO FUCK RIVERS SO BAD

by Randynut October 26, 2025

River

Cloud based streaming service.

Rain is just one of the steps in the cloud based streaming service we call rivers. .

by philosoaper June 17, 2021

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Die in a river

Tori’s word use this word when raging

Ugh die in a river

by Die in a river September 7, 2021