Tallahassee reach around

When one or more objects are inserted simultaneously into two different orifices of a person by one individual.

Don't go to the gastroenterologist - he might just give you a Tallahassee reach around.

by JoshSucksAtUO October 4, 2018

Tutz’n around

To flirt and attract people to oneself all around town.

I was tutz’n around last night at the club with my buddies.

Those girls are tutz’n around over there by the pool.

by rjarahian November 21, 2018

Smiles all around

smiles to be brought And given all around

“Dam , see him over there, he got smiles all around.”

by Drip or drown757L January 10, 2019

Satan's Reach Around

Putting hot sauce or chill pepper on one's finger and then placing the fingers into the ass or vagina of another.

I was with this chick last weekend she gave me Satan's Reach Around. Last time I have tacos on a date!

by aestrophUnicorn February 27, 2019

wanging it around

To wave an object around in an erratic fashion. It usually applies to long bendy things such as large dildos.

Because of this it often used as an insult. If you say that someone was "wanging it around" you imply that they are waving the object around in a similar fashion to how someone would wave around a dildo.

Husband: I put a switch on the Christmas house decoration thing...

Wife: Oh, why? I usually just pick it up.

Husband: Yea, you keep wanging it around though, it's gonna get all fucked up.

by SlippinJimmy72 December 2, 2019

bully look-around

The way a bully looks around at people around him/her after making a mean joke to make sure that other people are sharing in the "humor." The bully is always laughing or grinning while doing the bully look-around so he/she can both get a buzz from sharing a laugh with someone else against the target of the bullying and to clue others in that the mean joke was supposed to be funny and that they should also laugh. If no one else shares in the "humor", and the bully receives criticism instead of shared laughter, the bully quickly takes the feedback and immediately begins to play the part of the "Schrodinger's asshole", pretending that the mean joke wasn't really that mean and that it was more of a joke than it really was and they didn't really mean it and that everyone else is taking it all too seriously and being meaner to the bully than he/she was to the original target of his/her meanness.

Katie: Oh, my gawd, Marissa! You just spilled that glass of water, and it looks like you've wet yourself! (Does the bully look-around while giggling obnoxiously, checking that others are appreciating her "joke")
Gina: Cut it out, Katie. It's not that funny. Geez.
Katie: (becoming a Schrodinger's Asshole) You people don't know how to take a joke. How come you have to jump on every little thing I say? Geez, yourself!
Marissa: Can someone hand me a towel?

by dictionaryenchantress June 26, 2020

FALLowing you around

What da adorably-cheeky Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.

Kevin Brown, nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook (cheekily): Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.

by QuacksO September 11, 2020