After engaging in a doppleganger maneuver on a girl during doggy style sex you do not wash the hand that was in her ass. You then procede to go to a family function with her and as soon as possible you shake her fathers hand with the unclean hand that was inside his daughters ass. Walk right up to him and say "Hello Mr Smith!"
I couldnt believe my luck when my girlfriend's asshole father ate chips and dip right after I gave him a Hello Mr Smith!
by Hello Mr Smith June 28, 2011
Get the Hello Mr Smithmug. One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.
Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.
Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?
Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.
Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.
Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.
Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?
Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.
Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.
Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.
Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
by MastaRoe February 6, 2010
Get the Smith Center Redmenmug. the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.
by biggungoboomwoa July 9, 2010
Get the smith & wesson .500mug. Most Badass person in the world!!! Sexy ass Lesbian!! Best kisser in the world! Everyone wants her!!! :P
by KillaTMcDaddy May 11, 2011
Get the Treasure Tishanne Smithmug. Smiths wood is full of slags who wanna be strippers at the age of 12 most girls skirt is up to there arse cheeks all boys simp over a teacher while the girls simp over a pe teacher
by anonymous October 9, 2021
Get the smiths wood academymug. by streamthealbumbyblackpink October 3, 2020
Get the pull an eva smithmug. a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she's fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to SCREAM! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is...
by loudmouth90 April 28, 2010
Get the Dee Close-Smithmug.