Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.

The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"

by Alpino August 10, 2012

Shitty Weather Day

A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.

A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.

Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.

Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.

by Chevi Lovaine February 14, 2012

spanish weather girl hot

voluptous,curvaceous dripping sexuality while performing mundane tasks. exotic hot chick that are just too fine to know what to do with themselves.(just watch Telemundo news and see for yourself!)

your girlfriend is more than fine. She's Spanish weather girl hot!

by oscar green March 11, 2008

talk about the weather

A technique used to get an individual of the opposite sex involved in conversation to later get them to have sex with you.

Paul walked to the drunk girl by the wall and started to talk about the weather

by Ima Midget March 20, 2008

Cock Watch

1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch

“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."

by HeathRA October 21, 2008

schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011