Dirty Waitress 

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.

I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!

Dirty Waitress by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif 

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007

Wail 

1. To engage relentlessly in any activity. i.e. having sex, eating, smoking, drinking, working. Indulgence.

Damn, I'm about to wail on that girl. or Let me wail on that cigarette.

Wail by sweetpotato August 12, 2004

Wainwright 

A lanky or clumsy person who is crap at football and actually has no skill, but they think that they are Ronaldinho.

Damn, looks like we're taking a bunch of Wainwrights to the World Cup again....

Wainwright by Galacticbeetroot August 26, 2010

Waitress

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

Waitress by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009

Wailing 

Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.

Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"

Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"

Wailing by TheJanitorialBatman April 30, 2012

fyre braithin draigon waigon 

a wagon pulled by a mythical creature whose powers include defying physics and poop

see physics notebook of fyre braithin draigon waigon

fyre braithin draigon waigon by ugan schlugan March 27, 2009