Virgin seagulling

The act of seagulling, but with hand sanitizer, soap, or milk.

Bro let’s go virgin seagulling, it would be perfect for you. A virgin.

by Granola4life May 12, 2023

Sub-Versing

Answering a question that you have not even thought about or acknowledged.

"I asked you if i could knock this wall down ten minutes ago and you said yes", "im so sorry for this misunderstanding i was sub-versing".

by SalmonCatcher February 11, 2010

Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"

by LaurenWC November 7, 2010

Slang Virgin

Someone who is pretty clueless to urban dictionary or slang terms.

Kristy: What does ASF mean?

Jeff: It means as fuck.. like cold ASF.

Jeff: You must be a slang virgin.

by pfctjoy November 17, 2014

Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.

Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.

by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015

Electronic virgin

The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.

I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin

by AT0MIC INSANITY January 20, 2016

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016