i touch myself 

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

i touch myself by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

Labrador touch by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

Feminine Touch 

Something created by and suitable to a girl or woman.

This room needs a woman's/"feminine touch".

Feminine Touch by Good Ol' Win-diesel February 22, 2024

Flying Touch-Man 

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

Flying Touch-Man by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

Blazin touch

When one completes the Bdubs Blazin Challenge, and shortly afterwards has relations with a female’s genitalia using their hands…

I gave her the Blazin Touch and she screamed; not in a good way.

Blazin touch by Chevy2004 March 17, 2024

imma touch you 

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

imma touch you by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

The touch of a woman 

Slang for herpes. Nurses and medical personnel can assess your infection status even through social media.

Nick : You will never feel the touch of a woman.
Joe : Yes doctor, I always use protections.

Christine : You have never felt the touch of a woman.
Jonas : Well, you clearly haven't felt the touch of a good doctor either, because that burn needs some serious ointment !

The touch of a woman by Rey Marsh April 5, 2024