Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.

That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.

by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017

toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper

Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!

by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020

Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Murder Toilet™

A shitty vehicle, preferably a 1998 F150 with over 225K miles, with flat black rims, badges, trim, etc, tinted windows, head lights, and tail lights. Plasti-dip serves as the basis for the flat coating.

We could take the Murder Toilet™ to the bar but I'll have to take the car seats out first.

by Littlelester January 6, 2014

Toilet seat ass

When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.

“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018

cold toilet seats

the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.

Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(

by fuckface101 August 19, 2009

yellow toilet brush

a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan

damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...

by danielz666 September 18, 2008