chris curry

a deliscious substance found in a columbia that rapes you in the butt with its manly tan thighs then has hardening erections that shoots out random spices in alphabetical order.

"The" chris curry of the indian hills made me numb for days.

by sexanddrugs September 13, 2009

Chris Browned

To get punched, biten, or slapped in the face repeatedly by someone you have had sex with.

Guy 1: Rihanna got the sh!t beat out of her!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she got Chris Browned !

by NJTrooper February 11, 2009

Chris Chan

Mr. Beast’s two best friends, Chris, and Chandler.. nothing more, nothing less.

Chris Chan are the best bros

by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022

Chris LIFE

the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.

"Did Chris LIFE make varsity?"
No (insert Coop face...)

by I<3ChrisLIFE December 7, 2010

Chris Crocker

A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube

Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag

by Ignoranus September 30, 2007

Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009

chris brown

The act of physically beating up someone.

I'm gonna go chris brown on yo ass.

by tarheels50 March 3, 2009