The greatest person alive. He's funny as hell and is always down for an adventure. Everyone loves him because he's incredibly friendly and easy to talk to. He's the best boyfriend in the world, you can't find anyone else like him. He's got eyes you get lost in and a voice so soothing you'll want to listen to it forever. He's extremely sweet and makes you feel like the specialest person on the planet. But don't get fooled by his sweet side, once you two are alone, he's really sexy and you'll want to please him as much as you can. Freak in bed. Super hard NOT to fall in love with him. You'll be lucky to have him, don't ever let him go.
My boyfriend makes me feel like a queen every day, I'm so in love with him.
Aw! You've got a Chris Smith! Girl you lucky.
Aw! You've got a Chris Smith! Girl you lucky.
by ya girl ^2 November 27, 2016
Beating the shit out of someone ,while singing and dancing, who is either a woman who doesn't expect it or who deserves it. this person can also be beating the shit out of a man who is known across the community as a bitch.
by steveakrre February 21, 2009
a deliscious substance found in a columbia that rapes you in the butt with its manly tan thighs then has hardening erections that shoots out random spices in alphabetical order.
by sexanddrugs September 13, 2009
by NJTrooper February 12, 2009
by MorgzHater20Billion February 18, 2022
the best fucking athlete to ever go through the Pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname LIFE, which stands for "let it fly ely." he continues to dominate "nerds" and "cunts" in every class and generally every aspect of life. Fastest player on the PHS soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.
by I<3ChrisLIFE December 07, 2010
A Cross dressing fag who got over a million views on youtube for having a nervous breakdown about brittney spears. His vid even reached to tv, and now reaches the most hated video on youtube
Chris Crocker:LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!
Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag
Youtuber:ya ya ya wutever u see kiss cocker, i hope u choke on someones balls u sperm goulping fag
by Ignoranus September 16, 2007