Free Time

Something whichs members of Urban dictionary have too much of.

Nothing on today lets spent my Free Time describing various sexual positions.

by LawrieCrash August 12, 2010

Timbsman

The god of New York and the creator of timbs. Trained in the art of eating ass by The Marksman.

Goon : Yo some nigga just got his head stomped out by the Timbsman
Goon 2 : Dead ass b ? Niggas dont want the static with him son.

by Timbsman November 27, 2017

buddha time

time to smoke some mary jane

its buddha time lite up dat dro

by dave42007 August 2, 2007

Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 13, 2010

Long Time China Time

"Long Time China Time", Used as slang by me and others since the late 2000's, is perhaps a variation on the phrase/movie "Big Trouble Little China", and is a rhyme used to describe a long or significant event or period of time, especially dealing with matters of trouble or intensity for example: A 6 year drought, Substantial prison terms, Getting busted in rehab and having to do the entire house's dishes for 7 days in a row, Vacations gone bad, etc.

Jody explains to Heidi how Ralph was caught after developing a habit of manipulating the balance sheet at the company he worked for in order to steal funds for himself. Heidi shakes her head in a partially humorous sigh and replies "Loooong time china time".

"It was 'Long time china time' for the residents of Andy's off campus Frat House, as they have continued to battle severe and resistant bed bug infestation for over a year now", Jack mentioned to John over a few cold ones at the local tavern

by Tristan Hutchison January 1, 2014

tico time

This phrase is used to describe the nonchalant attitude Costa Rican's (Tico's) have about being (not) on time. This practice is especially annoying to North American travelers and ex-patriots who are used to being precisely on time or even early for appointments/events.

I thought we were starting at 9, looks like everyone around here is on tico time.

by annon1 January 4, 2015

is time real

something both pot smokers and retards who are awake at 4 am think about the universe

person 1: we've been talking about deep shit and our existence for over 10 hours

person 2: is time real

by autistic jellybean December 24, 2016