Muff Rat

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.

"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."

by pussyslaver69 April 22, 2019

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Muff Dunk

Men have been tea bagging for years. Not anymore. This is when a woman places her labia on someone's face (Men or women).

You better not pass out or I'm going to muff dunk the shit out of you!

by Lil'lee July 5, 2018

Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.

"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"

by GRANYshifterTSi December 16, 2009

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff

I've got bad muff grease today babe

by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024

muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 21, 2016

Muff Party

An all lesbian orgy is called a Muff Party

Becky took her girlfriend Susie to the Muff Party after a night of drinking.

by Doc TESD April 28, 2019