Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022
Get the a book on how to readmug. The state in which one finds themselves when they begin to have so many one-night-stands or fuck buddies that that these individuals merge into one to resemble a relationship- devoid of real emotion. This is either an intentional way of life (and all power to you if it is) or adversely extremely detrimental to ones self-esteem and perhaps a barrier between you and someone who wants to be with you because, consciously or subconsciously, you define yourself as 'taken'.
by FannyBrat June 1, 2014
Get the Flip-book relationshipmug. It's a book that someone makes and gives to their best friend. This book is made up of everything that their best friend loves! Whoever this book is given to must keep I forever.
by Enimsaj May 16, 2017
Get the best friend bookmug. A used book (overall condition unimportant) that an avid reader "rescues" from a library sale, used-bookstore, clearance shelf, or home of a downsizing relative, without any immediate need for it but in the fear it will be pulped otherwise. The term puppy-dog comes from the similarity to rescuing an animal and taking it home to a house already full of cats and dogs, for fear it would otherwise be euthanized.
"Did you really need to buy DISCOURSES ON LIVY by Niccolo Machiavelli?"
"Well . . . it's a puppy-dog book to me. It's a good clean copy, it was cheap, eventually I may find time to read it, and most of all I couldn't bear the idea of it hitting the recycling bin and sent to print heaven."
"Well . . . it's a puppy-dog book to me. It's a good clean copy, it was cheap, eventually I may find time to read it, and most of all I couldn't bear the idea of it hitting the recycling bin and sent to print heaven."
by al-in-chgo August 4, 2016
Get the puppy-dog bookmug. A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.
by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 14, 2014
Get the agnostic book of causticmug. by Power476 January 17, 2021
Get the World Book Daymug. When your in a relationship and you two are arguing, the time that some says, "hold on let's get on the same page"
by Ajay Graham October 9, 2007
Get the book reportmug.