toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

Toyam Pet

Having your pet lick your balls while masturbating.

Not sure what's worse: that Ben's dog Bailey is a Toyam Pet, or that it's only a puppy, which makes him a sick, gross individual.

by BV69BV September 5, 2017

toyden

A crazy way for saying im going to cry over your stupidness

That is a toyden idea

by Darkfirethezygarde January 17, 2018

Toyotaly

Completely done with a Toyota.

Wow, we Toyotaly mobbed it out of that rut in your Tacoma.

Yea, I'm Toyotaly thankful for my diff locker, we would have been stuck without it.

by Scumbag C June 14, 2018

toy43

When you accidentally try to type "You're"

That's good toy43 good.

by ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀᴅ August 8, 2018

toyota troopy

A shit house excuse of a 4wd owned by tight arse cunts named seagull or people with lots of kids and no money and no life

Toyota troopy Driven as a family taxi but tight arse people

by Td42t for life September 4, 2018

Toyz

/adj/
To describe something/one that is very dicky.
/n/
A League of Lagend player who had won the season2 championship as a mid-laner in Taipei Assassin.

He is a very toyz guy.

by Hdicnfhidn September 8, 2018