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Stratford Heights

The unofficial exclusive freshman resort located on the campus of University of Cincinnati. Its convenient location and lack of authoritative figures lead to many incidents such as public urination and consistent debauchery. Since it is not affiliated with the university, the most extreme punishment ever enacted is a $20 fine. Typically, the third floor is rowdy, the second floor is super quiet, and first floor is alright.
-When pre-gaming at Stratford Heights did you smoke and drink tequila simultaneously in the common room?! I sure did and it was great!

-I have a room here at Stratford Heights, but I woke up this morning in someone else's bathroom. I wonder what happened!
by carrie645738920 April 12, 2009
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Stratch

to completely destroy, to stretch out to an extreme degree
Pak-Shinyung got his ass stratched so hard with that chest workout today.
by meemlord December 1, 2016
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scratchterbate

When you are scratching an itch near your genitals.
Don't scratchterbate or you'll grow peach fuzz on your palms!
by J. Frank May 26, 2008
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Chico Back Scratcher

When a woman and a man are engaging in missionary style sex, the woman wraps her unshaven legs around the male's back and proceeds to rub up and down, thus resembling a back scratcher.
"Yeah dude, I was fuckin this chick last night and she totally pulled a chico back scratcher on me! I look like Jesus after he got whipped now!"
by suki sapperstein December 28, 2007
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scratch

A musical note of definite pitch, created when moving a piece of vinyl back and forth in a rhythmic fashion under a needle on a phonographic turntable. Accidentally discovered (and later perfected) by Grand Wizzard Theodore.
"In fact I can't see, or can't imagine, a man who ain't a lover of beats, or a fan of scratchin'." - Eminem - "Infinite"
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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Stratospherical

A high (presumably off weed) that is so amzing the word "high" isn't worthy of it. It's so fuckin crazy you can only call it something higher; thus the stratosphere. i.e. Stratospherical.
"Holy shit, I just smoked a blunt a' hella m'azing purp. Got SO GOD DAMN 'stratospherical'"
by magic ass motha fucka April 1, 2010
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Scratchy Lean

The opposite of 'Gangsta Lean', when driving a car.

The car has to be a large saloon, with plenty of leg room and seat manoeuvreability for this to look right. The Driver pushes his seat back as far as lets his left arm (in UK) hang straight out on the steering wheel. He then slouches down into his seat whilst leaning sideways against his door, resting his right elbow on the window rim, ciggy (or beer, if you ARE Scratchy!) hanging in limp right hand. A sour/cool expression is then cultivated as you motor around looking for Pool-halls in the night.
"Check the Chav doing the Scratchy Lean in his wanked-up 205!!!"
by Skirtlifter January 26, 2006
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