Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 05, 2014
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Spicy Taco

When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream
My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry
by Smalls Biggie October 27, 2018
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Spicy Taco

When a woman farts and the bubbles roll up her vagina
by Fenix21 June 19, 2017
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Spicy Tina

When a women farts into her camel toe then pees into a cup that a man is holding by his mouth, and the man adds lime and salt to that bitch and drinks it!!! Then you have hot Spicy Tina sex....
Ewwww im horny... hey babe give me a spicy tina... ok... lets do it
by CRazy MaN 1 May 01, 2010
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spicy farkle

1. Pole dancing on a square pillar while deep throating a remote control
2. A perfectly innocent dice game good for families
1. Wow, that stripper was really good at spicy farkle!

2. Wow, that little girl has really good luck with dice! I bet she always wins spicy farkle
by Lindz and RyRy December 25, 2013
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spicy gymnasium

I work as a gymnast at a spicy gymnasium.
by WhiteMonkey89 August 27, 2021
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spicy vulva

I did that wing challenge last night and when I went to wipe I gave myself a spicy vulva.
by CaseMan5128 December 07, 2022
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