Spanish Fruit Company

When women go topless on the beach for the enjoyment of fruit connesurs arround the world.
Comes in all forms from Big Juicy Mellons, Knocking Coconuts, Conference Pears, Tangy Oranges and Ripe Bananas!!! - V. Tasty

There was a great selection thanks to the Spanish Fruit Company!

She must work for the Spanish Fruit Companies mellon division.

by Marmalade Master13 October 20, 2009

spank rock

A new musical genre

"Have you heard that fantastic song???? IT'S SPANK ROCK!!!!!!"

by Peter Semple March 30, 2007

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

Spank

Some top notch chronic. Usually some kush or another nice AAA.

Yo check out this spank kush

by Bronze the Illfigure July 22, 2010

spanish pk3r

A no namer who is a skilled hybrid pker, however you will commonly find him one iteming or nigerian ranging at bounty hunter. He is known for doing random things which can vary from holding fake drop parties to forming nazi signs from flowers at edge bank. While he may be a low level he is not to be taken lightly.

Hybrid #1: Wow get that nigerian ranger off me
Hybrid #2: Wow is that spanish pk3r again?

Tank #1: Wow look at this level 109 nub I think i'm going to fight him with my smite on.
Tank #1: Oh wow I got ddsed for a 38-38

by spanish pk3r March 16, 2008

Spanish Bath

When your sharing a bath with your lady, she starts by sucking you off, then you do her from behind until she cums.

Got home late from work last night & walked straight into a Spanish Bath...........nearly knocked her through the wall !!!

by Lost Brummie July 17, 2009

Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008