sococer

a realy crapy way of spelling soccer or to you crazy british dunces football

hey jim want to play sococer
jim no you fucking idiot it spelled soccer or football

by i am d@v!d May 7, 2021

Empty Socket

An acoustic alternative. Different than most acoustic performers, Empty Socket does covers of songs that are outside the box you would expect. Covering bands like AC/DC, Tool and U2, they bring an unplugged vibe to rock. Ulysses on guitar and Ste7en on vocals, both began this group because they worked together as creatives at an advertising agency. Now, they create covers and originals that redefine "unplugged".

Check them out at www.myspace.com/emptysocket where you can hear some samples or twitter.com/emptysocket, to see where you can hear them.

Damn, I loved that cover of "Sober" by Empty Socket!

by Ste7en February 3, 2010

Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011

Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."

by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

shower soccer

The act of kicking semen down the drain after ejaculating in the shower.

The drain is clogged again because Timmy has been playing shower soccer like he's in The World Cup.

by Scotty Maple December 6, 2014

Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.

That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!

by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014