short man johnson

the dissese of the short dick

ya rickys a short man johnson

by CZAR (lance) October 23, 2004

short bus

A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!

No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!

by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004

Short Stack

"Short Stack is an insanely shitty band from some random town in Sydney. they make shit music and make us normal people's ears bleed."

This is the definition for stupid people who have no lives
short stack are an amazing band who consists of shaun diviney, lead vocals and guitarist, bradie webb, drums and keys, and the sexiest bass player of all time andy clemmensen, bass and back up singer.

person 1: hello? hello? are you not listning to me?

person 2: * ignores*

person 1: short stack!

person 2: *looks*

by Geema. x March 4, 2010

Shorten

An extreme fox; one who is hot beyond belief, yet somehow approachable. Often chased by copious amounts of paparazzi. Known to enjoy red wine, root beer vodka, and a good time.

Look at that shorten gettin' down on the dance floor! Those hips don't lie.

by shorts-2 June 16, 2010

Short Dick

a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person

Wang is 2in... he has a short dick

by drdicker69 June 8, 2010

Seort

Expressing grief, regret or mourning.

"darn the seort feeling right now, it will consume me in the end"

by Swift~ June 2, 2008

Raisin Snorting

The act of accidentally or intentionally snorting the clitoris into one's nostril, usually during cunninlingus.

Last night I snorted her raisin.

I know you've been raisin snorting you lucky bastard.

Are you gonna snort my raisin or what?

by Marxista December 4, 2010