Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017

smothercating

When you want to describe smothering and suffocating in one word/when something is smothering and suffocating you at the same time.

Man, that tie was so tight that it was smothercating me.

by Koolkitty July 19, 2017

Smootie

Sounds like a disease

"What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, he has smootie"
"Holy crap that sucks"

by Lil bigwig August 26, 2017

smootg

When you can't spell Smooth for shit

The truck got ran smootg over

by Icantspellforshit November 9, 2017

Smoosher spreader

The utensil you use to spread bbq sauce on the meat. Is that an Oregon thing or a bonk thing

I used the smoosher spreader to spread the sauce on the chicken.

by Urban for life June 27, 2018

Smoosh

A cheeky bit of slang for heroin.

Yes lad, gis us a toot on that smoosh

by Wixardtaxkle June 30, 2018