Safe

Knowing your condom won't break

Dude, this condom is so safe.

by Leo's Oscar August 1, 2016

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016

safe space

an area where bare backing is strictly prohibited

Police Officer in dark room: Excuse me, sir! May you please pull it out for a second? That rubber looks okay, enjoy your cruising in this safe space.

by TeamGL December 14, 2016

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 1, 2017

Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 9, 2017

Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017