Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

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Šimon

Pretty hugeee dix

Šimonove mají pretttyy hugeeeee diiiiix

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Simon

Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.

Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.

by Monsibar the second November 22, 2021

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Simone

Is a kind person and is a big-hearted person too. He always cares about other's people feelings and he's also a very good at keeping secrets. He is very responsible and always has a smile on his face

Simone is very caring about her feelings

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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

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Šimon

It's like Simon but better in every way.
Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.

-This was written by a Šimon not a Simon.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.

by simblu November 22, 2021

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