Maj

Manchester(UK) Slang for MDMA with prices ranging from around £15-£25 a gram

Person 1: "holy shit you just snorted a gram of maj, watch out for those third degreee gurns"
Person 2:"ill be fine its bashed to shit anyway"

by Spraysafe March 17, 2019

Maj

When a person/persons cannot be bothered doing something.

" Maj doing homework tonight "
" Maj goin to school tomorrow "
" Maj living "

by Dr Dejong December 14, 2008

Maj

An Irish slang term for rolling tobacco.

John: Any Maj?

Jack: No I fucking lost my last pack

by Cuntmuncher May 23, 2015

maj

Maj. is a synonym to a lot.

Guy 1: Dood, maj english, I can't go tonight.
Guy 2: Sucks man.

Guy 1: My GF broke up with me last night.
Guy 2: Sucks maj balls dude

by Dirty Darrin March 20, 2008

Maj

Maj is a man of porn. His hobbies is to bang thick niggas and smoke the good shit. He loves it when hookers blow him because it makes him cum. He likes to start the day with a good wank. He has a way to seduce girls and wheel them in.

Chanel==== ahahahhaha Maj=== ea Chanel suck me du your ass is bigger than my future and my future is to bang you eveyday oxoxox

by Cuntfinders June 12, 2017

maj

maj as a term for CBF: Cant Be F*cked

Random: Hey have you done your hw yet?
YOU: nah.. i maj doing it
Random: o.. kk anyways

by NEWFAG IS HERE! November 27, 2007

Maj

Slang for major as in university studies.

"Im lookin to change mai maj."
"Only a bitch would have a theatre maj."
"Yo wutcha maj?"
"Barschool has the maj for you!" (It is commonly used in university advertisements to attract young hipsters)
"yo your maj sucks" (commonly used to diss others majors)

by B100 December 31, 2007